The Moosinator Car Cleaning System

If you are like me, you hate digging under the seats of your vehicle to clean out the black hole that seems to exist there. Worry no more, I have developed a great new system for checking for lost gloves, empty coffee cups or a rogue French-fry lost in the dark abyss beneath your heated … Continue reading The Moosinator Car Cleaning System

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The Accidental Santa

Due to some unforeseen circumstances I recently had the extreme pleasure of playing “Santa” for a group of kids at a Christmas party. Like any self-respecting adult, my first thought was “I’d rather stick needles in my eye”. Those who believe in karma should have no trouble piecing together what kind of person I must have … Continue reading The Accidental Santa

Online Buying and Selling – bargain hunting or a twisted social experiment?

We live in an age of unfathomable technology and information. The world is, quite literally, at our fingertips. We can be sitting on the couch watching Seinfeld reruns, pick up our phone and place an order for a George Costanza bobblehead figurine from another country and have it shipped to our doorstep in time for … Continue reading Online Buying and Selling – bargain hunting or a twisted social experiment?

Thanksgiving Needs More Cowbell

Happy Thanksgiving.  It's that tiny window in our year, wedged between summer frolic and Halloween.  I say wedged because Halloween is a full two month ordeal around our house, with decorating, planning meals for a Halloween party, designing costumes - there's very little time for this turkey nonsense to be honest.  However it still is … Continue reading Thanksgiving Needs More Cowbell

Personal trainer or Pirate? – planks and pain

  Anyone who has been married or in a relationship for a long time will know what support is.  When your spouse is trying something new it's your duty to get behind them and help in any way possible.  You may not agree with their  decision or even believe it will work but if their … Continue reading Personal trainer or Pirate? – planks and pain

May contain wheat – unlike my pet rock

I freakin love hamburgers. There, I said it.  Judging by the number of hamburgers that are consumed worldwide I can also only surmise that I am not alone.  I’m pretty sure McDonalds didn’t change the “billions served” sign solely because of me, although in my burger hayday I certainly did my part to help.  I … Continue reading May contain wheat – unlike my pet rock

Keeping your sanity: A non-political rant about politics

I rarely get involved in politics on the internet.  And by rarely I kind of mean never.  Honestly I would rather stick needles in my eyes than get involved in a political argument online.  This does not mean I do not have my own thoughts and beliefs, I just know that the chance of winning … Continue reading Keeping your sanity: A non-political rant about politics